IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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