road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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