If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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