I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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