All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
I just want to make out with him forever
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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