Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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