I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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