so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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