i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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