either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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