Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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