Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
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