I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
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