so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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