Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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