Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
Bang-toberfest begins!!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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