Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
