The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
so that wasnt chicken after all
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Text me some of your sweat
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