Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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