That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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