her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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