Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize