You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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