Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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