I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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