Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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