Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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