He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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