He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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