Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
I have post one night stand depression
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