my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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