I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
another moral hangover. fuck.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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