In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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