Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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