we're chasing vodka with high fives
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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