in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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