this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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