He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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