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i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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