If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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