A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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