butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my shit smells like andre
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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