the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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