i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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