arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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