they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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