party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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