bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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