Plan B is the new Plan A
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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