Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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