I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
17 year olds will be the death of me.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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