What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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