i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Randomize
