omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Randomize
