I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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